Dataverdenen er full av forkortelser. Her finner du deres virkelige betydning... Først ute, vår nyeste definisjon:
 TWAIN |
Technology Without Any Important Name |
PCMCIA |
People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms |
ISDN |
It Still Does Nothing |
APPLE |
Arrogance Produces Profit Losing Entity |
SCSI |
System Can't See It |
DOS |
Defective Operating System |
BASIC |
Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control |
IBM |
I Blame Microsoft (or conversely 'I Build Macs') |
DEC |
Do Expect Cuts |
CD-ROM |
Consumer Device-Rendered Obsolete in Months |
OS/2 |
Obsolete Soon Too |
WWW |
World Wide Wait |
MACINTOSH |
Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs |
PENTIUM |
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathmatics |
COBOL |
Completely Obsolete Buisiness Oriented Language |
AMIGA |
A Merely Insignificant Gamers Addiction |
LISP |
Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis |
MIPS |
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed |
WINDOWS |
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System |
MICROSOFT |
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers |
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