25 reasons why a computer makes an ideal partner
A computer is always ready when you are.A computer obeys your every command.A computer never gets a headache.A computer will respect you in the morning.A computer doesn't cause problems, it solves them.A computer accepts you the way you are.A computer listens to reason.A computer doesn't snore.A computer won't take you for granted.A computer never compares you to its past lovers.A computer doesn't take forever in the bathroom.A computer doesn't have a father who owns a shotgun.A computer won't take up all your closet space.A computer is a lot smarter than anyone else you've dated.A computer won't leave hard-to-remove stains on your sheets.A computer won't embarrass you in front of your parents or friends.A computer doesn't make you feel guilty about anything.A computer won't grab all the blankets in the middle of the night.A computer will never ask you to spend your holidays with its family.A computer won't use up all the hot wather in the shower.A computer won't get upset if you just roll over and go to sleep.A computer won't leave you if it finds out you've been unfaithful.A computer won't make you sign a pre-nuptial agreement.A computer can't testify against you in court.A computer can't give you herpes.
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