På jakt etter litt spenning i hverdagen? Da er Somali Cruises definitivt noe for deg. For mens all skipstrafikk i hele verden gjør sitt ytterste for å ikke seile langs Somalias piratbefengte kyststripe, så er det altså nettopp hit de vil ha deg med.

Men dette må jo være...

Jada, vi regner selvsagt med at dette er bløff fra ende til annen. Men selv om du ikke tror oss bør du definitivt lese videre; for her har de smurt så tykt på at vi tipper du vil bli overbevist.

Eller hva sier du om følgende gullkorn:

«It's like a safari, only better. We sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates. We encourage you to bring your 'High powered weapons' along on the cruise. If you don't have weapons of your own, you can rent them on the boat. »

Og la oss nå endelig ikke glemme reisegarantien:

«We guarantee adventure. We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money back, including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included).

How can we guarantee you will experience a hijacking? We operate at 5 knots within 12 miles of the coast of Somalia. If an attempted hijacking does not occur, we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots. We will repeat this for up to 8 days making three passes a day along the entire length of Somalia. At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off at intervals and loud disco music beamed shore side to attract attention.»